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30th September 2004

6:54pm: Matt today tried to explain to me that somewhere in the world there is an anti-rhythm that when played will make the rhythm of ones own heart change causing an explosion. This is how Elvis and Hendrix died. This occured while we were lying in our respective bunk beds at 4pm, stone cold sober. We are odd kids.

28th September 2004

1:11am: Alright...
Alright, im fucking updating this shit. Its saturday. I am drunk. I am now a sophomore. I realize now that although before I assumed freshmen would not be annoying, they are in the many ways they disrupt the flow of the dining halls. I found a stethescope in the parking lot and now it is a festive necktie for all to see. I enjoy having friends and a good time on the first saturday of the semester unlike last year which I spent in my room. I also found an eyepatch along with the stethescope which is throughly decreasing my depth perception. Torque is on the television AND I MUST WATCH IT. THINGS THAT MOVE FAST KEEP MY ATTENTION HARDCORE BURNING METAL STEEL SPEED DEATH GUNS WAR BOLOGNA.


17th August 2003

11:07pm: 5 days 7 hours
5 days, 7 hours until I wake up and start the trek to college. I have been waiting to leave this fucking town for the past 3 weeks. All the friends that I had around here are starting to irritate me for reasons I cannot explain. Maybe I am having my man-period. The next 5 days will be spent packing up all my clothing, books, movies, cds, and random crap I will be bring to college simply to try to impress someone enough to befriend me. We have 3 days to settle down at Fredonia before classes actually start. I am actually really looking forward to this oddly enough. Despite my shy behavior, I am ready to meet different people. All the people around me are so predictable and weak, it is disgusting. Or I might possibly be insane. My view of the world is too skewed to be taken for truth. Well, fuck writing more, ill probably write more in this once I get into college and settled.

21st May 2003


so, these kids had a party and got extremely drunk, and one gets in a car and runs over one of my "friends". The party gets busted since the kid then has to go to the hospital. The school administration is practically anally reaming every junior and senior in the school, throwing suspensions around like so much butter. I dont know what that means, but I felt inspired to say that. Anyway, a couple of the kids on the tennis got booted off so now I actually have to compete and make an ass out of myself in front of people. How annoying.

So im reading this Catch-22 book and thoroughly enjoying it when someone has to pester me about something completely useless once again. This small talk shit is stupid. Uma Thurman said it the best in Pulp Fiction. Im an awkward silence kinda guy.

Anyways, im just rambling now. I think ill go review "Who framed Roger Rabbit" for some christ symbolism. I'll do anything to kill the time. I have to stay up as late as possible so I can sleep through my classes tomorrow morning. I try to sleep in chemistry but I made the mistake at the beginning of the year by sitting 1) near the front and 2) next to girls. They do not allow me to sleep and I have no idea why. This is my punishment for conversing with them during class I suppose. My sarcastic, perverse wit is just so attractive I have to beat off all members of the human genus (NOW INCLUDING CHIMPS!!!) with a stick. TO THE LIBRARY!!!

26th April 2003


Someone save me from this tedium before I involved myself in autoerotic asphyxiation (thats gotta be THE way to go). My only solace is ending the lives of the cornucopia of bugs that fly into my computer screen. I've had 9 days off of school, my so called spring break, and have only left my house once. Im not sure if this is due to the fact that I have some sort of social anxiety disorder or that I enjoy my own company over the company of my "friends". Atleast I am expanding my intelligence through reading and film. I fucking dread going back to school and this week I figured out why. I realized I would enjoy school if I were the only one there. One has to understand that I go to a smaller school where everyone knows everyones name. I cannot escape people trying to befriend me or asking me what is wrong when I simply want to be alone and enjoy quiet. I have started to remedy this by randomly leaving school when I have no important classes. My senior year is a joke, I could have done all my classes 5 years ago. I'd like to think the reason my grades arent all straight A's are because I am bored but maybe Im just and egotistical moron.
Current Mood: cynical

24th April 2003

9:32pm: Out of sheer boredom
Name: Daniel
Birthdate: sep 17th
Birthplace: Alfred, NY
Current Location: same
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: red
Righty or Lefty: right
Zodiac Sign: virgo

// series two - describe
Your heritage: wanna-be italian
The shoes you wore today: my fly ass converse allstars
Your hair: shaggy, a mess
Your weakness: dairy products
Your fears: accidentally eating dairy products
Your perfect pizza: one without cheese
One thing you'd like to achieve: death to the weak

// series three - what is
Your most overused phrase on aim: I hate you
Your thoughts first waking up: Mommy?
The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: face
Your best physical feature: my left arm
Your bedtime: 3
Your greatest accomplishment: sanity

// series four - you prefer
Pepsi or coke: coke
McDonald's or Burger King: burger king
Adidas or nike: UUONAG
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is for the limey's
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: intravenous injection of caffeine directly to the brain
Boxers or briefs: boxers

// series five - do you
Smoke: no
Cuss: yes
Sing well: yes
Have a crush(es): no
who are they: shut up
Want to go to college: yes
Like high school: no
Want to get married: yes
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: yes
Believe in yourself: ok
Get motion sickness: no
Think you're a health freak: no
Get along with your parents: yes
Like thunderstorms: yes
Play an instrument: guitar bass drums

// series six - in the past month, did/have you
Drank alcohol: yes
Smoke(d): no
Done a drug: no
Made Out: no
Gone on a date: no
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
Been on stage: yes
Been dumped: no
Gone skating: no
Made homemade cookies: no
Gone skinny dipping: no
Dyed your hair: no
Stolen anything: no

// series eight - number of...
Number of girls I have kissed in my life: 3
Number of boys I have kissed: 0
Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
Number of people I could trust with my life: none
Number of CDs that I own: several thousand
Number of piercings: none
What are they: shut up
Number of tattoos: none
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: over 10
Number of scars on my body: 2
Number of things in my past that I regret: leaving the womb

Goddamn I hate people that do these, but I need to fill my hypocratic quota for today.
Current Mood: bored

22nd April 2003

12:30am: Apparently I am going to die. My diet has been restricted to only vegatables and grains. I can have no caffeine, no spicy food. If any of you reading this have ever wanted to randomly kill someone, kill me. Do it. Or you could rape me then kill me. I'd actually prefer that.
Current Mood: lethargic

20th April 2003

9:17pm: Soooooooo, im still bored. I guess im going to be going to SUNY Fredonia in a couple of months. Seems like a good college. Should be fun I guess. A couple of people from Alfred are going there also so I wont be totally alone. I just hope that once I get settled in, something will inspire me to leave my dorm room and become social because I think I might have a social anxiety disorder. If not, ill just keep a steady 3.9 average and masturbate constantly. Either way, things are looking up.
5:21pm: so, im updating
First update in a long time. Turns out I hate live journal and I have no idea why im doing this. I have a week off of school and absofuckinglutely nothing to do with it. 90% of it will probably be spent watching movies and the other 10% sleeping. What a dangerous life I lead.
Current Mood: horny

22nd August 2002

5:17pm: TOOL
I went to a Tool concert today. It burns. The minute we get there, we realize there is no standing room. The floor is covered in chairs. We sit down and as soon as the first band comes out, everyone stands up. Our seats are 4 rows from the back, and we find ourselves shit out of luck. Its a good thing that Tomahawk is the worst band ever. The lead singer is Mike Patton, from Faith No More. I give mad props to the man because he is funny as hell, but the band sucked. They just sat close to their amps and played feedback for 30 minutes. Then Tool came and blew everyone away. Except for the interpretive dancing freaks that I occasionally made fun of, and the preppie visor kids, It was the single most amazing moment in my entire life. We stood on our chairs and got an amazing show, despite the fucking security guards that would not let us look at the set afterwards. After the concert, we went to McDonalds and stared at some guys girlfriend until he threatened to kill us. Then, as fate would have it, we cut him off on the highway. All in all, a great time was had by all.
Current Mood: tired

18th August 2002

Im back from canada. YEY. I didnt hear Avril once in Canada, but as soon as I got back into the good ol U S of A, there she is. Canada was interesting. I played in an arcade for 5 hours and watched Lost Highway. We went to this big antique shop and met this guy who is going to be hosting a game show on the discovery channel about antiques. We saw alot of homeless people and got caught in the midst of the Miss Teen Toronto Pageant. We smuggled alcohol through customs and beat the system. Woo. All in All, yey. THE END.
Current Mood: horny

14th August 2002

12:04am: CANADA
Im going to canada for three days for a reason yet unknown. I think my parents fear the oncoming war and they will shelter their pretty boy in Avril-Land. So for three days, you will miss me, my joy, my essence, our tears, our fears, the good times, and the bad times, when we laughed, when we cried, when we tied up that asian family and anally raped them one by one. Oh how will you go on without me.
Current Mood: semenated

13th August 2002

11:06pm: JOY!
I now, 5 minutes later, know the joy of more options. No one is reading this, but im going to pretend. HOOH.
Current Mood: touched
10:53pm: First
Now im cool like you. Too bad I dont feel all fuzzy. I feel kind of creamy and soft in the middle.
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